I once dropped a hairdryer off of our balcony and onto my sisters head down below.

Her friends ran to get her ice for the up and coming bump on her head.

I think it was that moment at the age of 6 that I had realized I was a little shit of a sister.

I want to say sorry that I walked into your room when your boyfriend was over bc all I wanted was for him to think I was funny.

Sorry I told mom that you weren’t home that one time.

I’m sorry I took your money and added it into my purse only so I could count a different amount of coins that time. I never actually spent it.

But most of all i’m sorry for throwing that hairdryer at you.

I get it now.